Keith Lemon: The Film

Keith Lemon The Film is a 2012 British comedy film written and directed by Paul Angunawela, and cowritten by and starring Leigh Francis as television personality Keith Lemon. The film costars Verne Troyer as his guardian angel, Archimedes, Kevin Bishop as his best friend, Dougie, Laura Aikman as Keiths girlfriend Rosie and Kelly Brook as Herself. The film also features a selection of celebrity cameos, including appearances by David Hasselhoff, Ronan Keating, Gary Barlow, Peter Andre, Fearne Cotton, Emma Bunton and Jedward, amongst others.

Keith Lemon Leigh Francis is an aspiring business entrepreneur from Leeds, who is trying to secure investment for his invention, the Securipole a metal pole put in the driveway to prevent car theft. He travels to London to present the Securipole at an inventors convention, putting his friend Dougie Kevin Bishop in charge of his business while he is away. Keiths girlfriend Rosie Laura Aikman advises that he should start the Securipole business slowly and try to sell some poles in Leeds first, but Keith is too eager for the Securipole to be an overnight success and ignores her.At the convention, Keiths demonstration of the Securipole fails to attract investors and leaves the public underwhelmed. Keith is devastated by his failure, but is approached by another entrepreneur named Kushvinder Harish Patel, who offers to give him rights to his own unsuccessful invention, a touchscreen mobile phone without buttons, which Keith reluctantly accepts. In Leeds, an order of one million Securipoles arrives at Keiths office, to Rosie and Dougies dismay. Before going to London, Keith had ordered the Securipoles his dyscalculia leading him to believe that he had only ordered one thousand, from a benefactor named Evil Steve Leigh Francis, who is notorious for torturing and even killing clients who fail to pay him. Rosie and Dougie are unable to pay for the poles or contact Keith, so Evil Steve kidnaps Rosie. Before she is taken away, she orders Dougie to travel to London and find Keith. ........

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